The Pooberry Farm

Myself and Mandi took a drive to the Strawberry Farm......the happiest place on earth. While having high expectations of picking buckets of strawberries and playing with farm animals, what we arrived too was far from our expectations. Not a strawberry in sight, a bain marie full of salmonella, a satanic goat, two angry sheep, a cow covered in flies and a coin operated machine that has not worked since 1983. I Highly Recommend the strawberry farm if you want to ruin your day.